Archive for March, 2008

Friday, March 28th, 2008

President Creates Cabinet-Level Position To Coordinate Scandals

The Onion:
WASHINGTON, DC—In his State of the Union address to the nation last night, President Bush announced a new cabinet-level position to coordinate all current and future scandals facing his party.
Enlarge Image President Bush announces his plan to manage the numerous scandals of his administration.
“Tonight, by executive order, I am creating a permanent […]

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